Hugo Chavez Has Cancer of the Ego

You better sit down for this one. Yah. Sean Penn's buddy Hugo Chavez claims the United States is infecting Latin America leaders with cancer.

Uh..no. I'm not kidding.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez speculated on Wednesday that the United States might have developed a way to give Latin American leaders cancer, after Argentina's Cristina Fernandez joined the list of presidents diagnosed with the disease.

Hmm....and how did the U.S. get the Big C into your body Mr. Hugo?

Chavez, Fernandez, Paraguay's Fernando Lugo, Brazil's Dilma Rousseff and former Brazilian leader Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva have all been diagnosed recently with cancer. All of them are leftists.

I mean don't get me wrong...I like his theory. But I think it would be much easier if the United States 'developed a way' to deliver a bullet to Chavez.