It Was the Butler

Those silly Muslims, if they can't kill a Christian, or a Jew, or a _______ (fill in the blank), they're busy killing each other. It seems the sectarian violence of Iraq, has made its way over to Karachi, Pakistan. Who knew!

A suicide attacker detonated a bomb at a prayer service in southern Pakistan Tuesday, police said, killing at least 41 people including the top leadership of an influential Sunni Muslim religious group.

Military forces were put on alert to contain widespread violence and vandalism that flared across southern Karachi, Pakistan's largest city, as angry youths torched vehicles and gas station after the attack, a senior Pakistani army official said on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation.

More than 10,000 people had gathered in downtown Karachi's Nishtar Park for an evening prayer service to celebrate the birthday of Islam's Prophet Mohammed before the bombing.

Curses!

I hate it when that happens. What was this suicide bomber thinking? Ruining a perfectly good birthday party like that....what a (dynamite) stick in the mud he is.

But wait. Because they can't PIECE together the murder scene (cleanup on aisle 2), there seems to be some confusion as to WHODUNNIT!

Among the fatalities were the Tehrik group's leader, Abbas Qadri; his deputy, Iftikhar Bhatti; and another top official, Akram Qadri, group spokesman Abdul Rafey said.

"Whoever did this was not a Muslim," said another Tehrik leader, Tanveer Shafi.

Oh really?

So Abdul-SHERLOCK: who in the name of Allah do you think did it?....was it a Christian? .....uh no....suicide is a sin against God. Was it a Jew?......uh nope....there isn't one of those in ALL of Pakistan....was it a Buddhist?......uh no.....they live in THAILAND..... so who was it Abdul?

I'll TELL you who it was....it was another Muslim....you f$&*ing idiot.